Max Said This

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Boy, or Dog?

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:32:00 +0000

So I asked Max, "Do you guys pee on your toilet seat becasue you don't want me to use your bathroom?" Max replied, "No, Dad...I'm just marking my territory."

People from "The Old Times"

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:55:00 +0000

It's Halloween. Max looked at a picture of two folks dressed up as Hippies and said, "Look, Dad...two people dressed from the Old Times!"

No...not at all!

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:13:00 +0000

Shortly after Mom found Max's shoes (again!) and presented them to him, Dad asked, "Max, what would you do without your Mom? Go to school with no shoes on?"

Max replied, "No, I wouldn't go to school at all!"

Please God...Part 4

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 04:24:00 +0000

...let me have a great first day of school.

I'm Thirsty

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:23:00 +0000

In an effort to get the kids to politely request a drink, whenever they scream out, "I'm Thirsty!", I respond with, "Hi, Thrsty...nice to meet you!"

Well, this time I said, "Hi Thirsty, where's Max?" Max then said, "Well, if you want to see Max, then you better get Thirsty a drink..."

New Math

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:20:00 +0000

Max: "A hundred plus a hundred is sixty eighty!"

I have Six

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:20:00 +0000

Today, Max informed us that he doesn't have 5 senses...he has 6. Because he has a sense of humor!

Please God...Part 3

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:17:00 +0000

"Please God, make me 7 (years old)." He then promptly asked me, "Can God do that?" I said, "Sure, but it would take him about three years (since, at the time, he was only 4.)

Please God...Part 2

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:16:00 +0000

"Please God, make me stronger." (Apparently he lost a fight with his brother that day...)

Please God...Part 1

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:15:00 +0000

Max has started adding on little special requests for God at the end of his prayers. Tonight, he asked, "Please God, fix my toys when they break."

Good Bath

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:14:00 +0000

After Max's bath one night, he smelled his feet and proclaimed, "Hey, my feet don't stink!"

I can't count higher than 5

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:13:00 +0000

Max was counting with his fingers, when he became frustrated. He told Mom he was upset becasue he "can never be bigger than 5." When she asked why he would think that, he said, "Look, I only have 5 fingers!"

ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan) — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 18:41:00 +0000

Hi. My name is Max...I'm six years old, and my Dad, Spunky, runs this page for me. Although he types it all...everything here is mine, and mine alone. Enjoy!