Max Said This
Real-world quotes...from a real cool kid. Max is now 11 years old.Boy, or Dog?
So I asked Max, "Do you guys pee on your toilet seat becasue you don't want me to use your bathroom?" Max replied, "No, Dad...I'm just marking my territory."
People from "The Old Times"
It's Halloween. Max looked at a picture of two folks dressed up as Hippies and said, "Look, Dad...two people dressed from the Old Times!"
No...not at all!
Shortly after Mom found Max's shoes (again!) and presented them to him, Dad asked, "Max, what would you do without your Mom? Go to school with no shoes on?"
Max replied, "No, I wouldn't go to school at all!"
Max replied, "No, I wouldn't go to school at all!"
Please God...Part 4
...let me have a great first day of school.
I'm Thirsty
In an effort to get the kids to politely request a drink, whenever they scream out, "I'm Thirsty!", I respond with, "Hi, Thrsty...nice to meet you!"
Well, this time I said, "Hi Thirsty, where's Max?" Max then said, "Well, if you want to see Max, then you better get Thirsty a drink..."
Well, this time I said, "Hi Thirsty, where's Max?" Max then said, "Well, if you want to see Max, then you better get Thirsty a drink..."
New Math
Max: "A hundred plus a hundred is sixty eighty!"
I have Six
Today, Max informed us that he doesn't have 5 senses...he has 6. Because he has a sense of humor!
Please God...Part 3
"Please God, make me 7 (years old)." He then promptly asked me, "Can God do that?" I said, "Sure, but it would take him about three years (since, at the time, he was only 4.)
Please God...Part 2
"Please God, make me stronger." (Apparently he lost a fight with his brother that day...)
Please God...Part 1
Max has started adding on little special requests for God at the end of his prayers. Tonight, he asked, "Please God, fix my toys when they break."
Good Bath
After Max's bath one night, he smelled his feet and proclaimed, "Hey, my feet don't stink!"
I can't count higher than 5
Max was counting with his fingers, when he became frustrated. He told Mom he was upset becasue he "can never be bigger than 5." When she asked why he would think that, he said, "Look, I only have 5 fingers!"
Hi. My name is Max...I'm six years old, and my Dad, Spunky, runs this page for me. Although he types it all...everything here is mine, and mine alone. Enjoy!
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