<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:10:50 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Joe Said This</title><description>Words of wisdom from my 14 year old.</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm</link><managingEditor>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-6041825490259099297</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-08T14:10:50.612-05:00</atom:updated><title>This blog has moved</title><description>&lt;br /&gt;       This blog is now located at http://joe-said-this.blogspot.com/.&lt;br /&gt;       You will be automatically redirected in 30 seconds, or you may click &lt;a href='http://joe-said-this.blogspot.com/'&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       For feed subscribers, please update your feed subscriptions to&lt;br /&gt;       http://www.jp3.com/joe/atom.xml.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-6041825490259099297?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#6041825490259099297</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-107155504076120331</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-09-29T08:45:52.473-04:00</atom:updated><title>I dunno...</title><description>Dad (after telling a joke to which Joe did not laugh), "Joe...where did your sense of humor go?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe replied, "Its not my sense of humor, Dad...&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;it's your jokes&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-107155504076120331?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#107155504076120331</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-107155483100256024</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2003 06:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2003-12-16T01:08:02.123-05:00</atom:updated><title>Joe said I was plump</title><description>But only in the context of how I was like Santa!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-107155483100256024?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#107155483100256024</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106414557191620890</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2003-09-21T07:59:31.230-04:00</atom:updated><title>"I'm nervous around big crowds"</title><description>So I asked Joe if he had anything to say to the world now that his blog was up and running.  He informed me that he kind of gets nervous talking to big crowds, and the world  was pretty big!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106414557191620890?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106414557191620890</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106414531771876117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2003-09-21T07:55:17.863-04:00</atom:updated><title>African Clawed Frog</title><description>Well, if you want to read some funny and sad stories about African Clawed Frogs, &lt;a href="http://allaboutfrogs.org/info/species/clawed.html"&gt;click here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106414531771876117?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106414531771876117</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106264962931653228</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2003 04:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2003-09-04T00:27:09.280-04:00</atom:updated><title></title><description>Hello, I'm Joe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106264962931653228?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106264962931653228</link><author>ps@jp3.com (J Paul Sheridan)</author></item></channel></rss>