<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345</id><updated>2010-03-08T14:10:50.555-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Said This</title><subtitle type='html'>Words of wisdom from my 14 year old.</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/atom.xml'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-6041825490259099297</id><published>2010-03-08T14:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T14:10:50.612-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This blog has moved</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;       This blog is now located at http://joe-said-this.blogspot.com/.&lt;br /&gt;       You will be automatically redirected in 30 seconds, or you may click &lt;a href='http://joe-said-this.blogspot.com/'&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       For feed subscribers, please update your feed subscriptions to&lt;br /&gt;       http://www.jp3.com/joe/atom.xml.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-6041825490259099297?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/6041825490259099297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/6041825490259099297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#6041825490259099297' title='This blog has moved'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-107155504076120331</id><published>2003-12-16T01:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-29T08:45:52.473-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I dunno...</title><content type='html'>Dad (after telling a joke to which Joe did not laugh), "Joe...where did your sense of humor go?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe replied, "Its not my sense of humor, Dad...&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;it's your jokes&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-107155504076120331?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/107155504076120331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/107155504076120331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#107155504076120331' title='I dunno...'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-107155483100256024</id><published>2003-12-16T01:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2003-12-16T01:08:02.123-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe said I was plump</title><content type='html'>But only in the context of how I was like Santa!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-107155483100256024?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/107155483100256024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/107155483100256024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#107155483100256024' title='Joe said I was plump'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106414557191620890</id><published>2003-09-21T07:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2003-09-21T07:59:31.230-04:00</updated><title type='text'>"I'm nervous around big crowds"</title><content type='html'>So I asked Joe if he had anything to say to the world now that his blog was up and running.  He informed me that he kind of gets nervous talking to big crowds, and the world  was pretty big!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106414557191620890?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106414557191620890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106414557191620890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106414557191620890' title='&quot;I&apos;m nervous around big crowds&quot;'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106414531771876117</id><published>2003-09-21T07:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2003-09-21T07:55:17.863-04:00</updated><title type='text'>African Clawed Frog</title><content type='html'>Well, if you want to read some funny and sad stories about African Clawed Frogs, &lt;a href="http://allaboutfrogs.org/info/species/clawed.html"&gt;click here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106414531771876117?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://allaboutfrogs.org/info/species/clawed.html' title='African Clawed Frog'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106414531771876117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106414531771876117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106414531771876117' title='African Clawed Frog'/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5766345.post-106264962931653228</id><published>2003-09-04T00:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2003-09-04T00:27:09.280-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hello, I'm Joe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5766345-106264962931653228?l=www.jp3.com%2Fjoe%2Fjoequotes.htm' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106264962931653228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5766345/posts/default/106264962931653228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.jp3.com/joe/joequotes.htm#106264962931653228' title=''/><author><name>J Paul Sheridan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14266056814605806896</uri><email>ps@jp3.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00120881683349632689'/></author></entry></feed>