Max Said This

...let me have a great first day of school.

In an effort to get the kids to politely request a drink, whenever they scream out, "I'm Thirsty!", I respond with, "Hi, Thrsty...nice to meet you!"

Well, this time I said, "Hi Thirsty, where's Max?" Max then said, "Well, if you want to see Max, then you better get Thirsty a drink..."

Max: "A hundred plus a hundred is sixty eighty!"

Today, Max informed us that he doesn't have 5 senses...he has 6. Because he has a sense of humor!

"Please God, make me 7 (years old)." He then promptly asked me, "Can God do that?" I said, "Sure, but it would take him about three years (since, at the time, he was only 4.)

"Please God, make me stronger." (Apparently he lost a fight with his brother that day...)

Max has started adding on little special requests for God at the end of his prayers. Tonight, he asked, "Please God, fix my toys when they break."

After Max's bath one night, he smelled his feet and proclaimed, "Hey, my feet don't stink!"

Max was counting with his fingers, when he became frustrated. He told Mom he was upset becasue he "can never be bigger than 5." When she asked why he would think that, he said, "Look, I only have 5 fingers!"

Hi. My name is Max...I'm six years old, and my Dad, Spunky, runs this page for me. Although he types it all...everything here is mine, and mine alone. Enjoy!